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by: chris † (03/02/2004)

I am in my happy place. In other words... LEAVE ME THE @!#% ALONE!!!!!!!
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1,240 Clicks

by: abissmonster † (03/02/2004)

I'm psychic! Your SN is %n, the time is %t and the date is %d! And since I'm psychic, I'll answer your call immediately. Just wait a bit . . . I'll be here in a jiffy . . . Wait a bit longer . . .
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1,244 Clicks

by: Pixiedust † (03/02/2004)

Do you ever just send someone an IM to see what their away message says?
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1,237 Clicks

by: frostyboy118 † (03/02/2004)

Jesus is coming... everybody look busy!
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1,237 Clicks

by: CODOtheman † (03/02/2004)

Not at my desk now, be back before you can say Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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1,259 Clicks

by: Slayr † (03/01/2004)

Why does Donald Duck wear a shirt with no pants, but when he gets out of the shower he puts a towel around his waist?
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1,258 Clicks

by: DuDe † (03/01/2004)

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... Wait, have I forgotten this before?
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1,256 Clicks

by: Dave † (03/01/2004)

If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.
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1,265 Clicks

by: sara † (03/01/2004)

Last night I had a dream that I drank the world's largest margarita, and when I woke up this morning there was salt on the toilet lid! Iím glad I didnít eat the worm! ; )
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1,267 Clicks

by: Beth † (03/01/2004)

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
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1,268 Clicks


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