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by: xjairuzx   (03/03/2004)

I know there are more fish in the sea, but who would date a fish?
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by: mookler   (03/03/2004)

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
- If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press "2".
- If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
- If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
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by: psychoticbuny69   (03/03/2004)

I'm hiding in your closet O.o
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by: puppygirl48627   (03/03/2004)

Error: The away message you have tried to send is longer than 900 characters and is unable to be sent. We know you now have yet another reason to come and beat the living *beep* out of all the wonderful people working at Microsoft! We appreciate all the anthrax you are now about to send us and will return it to you as soon as possible. Have a nice day!
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by: NaptownNick321   (03/03/2004)

Did you know 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions?
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by: GoneBuddy   (03/02/2004)

You won't believe what I found eating breakfast this morning:
http://%n.isRetarded.com
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by: Jenny   (03/02/2004)

There are three kinds of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't.
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by: boots   (03/02/2004)

I'm too lazy to think up an away message :)
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by: Anonymous   (03/02/2004)

Procrastination is like masturbation . . . It's fun while you’re doing it, but in the end you just end up screwing yourself :)
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by: scott   (03/02/2004)

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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