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by: Anonymous (03/05/2004)

It's always funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!!
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by: Blondie32992 (03/05/2004)

I'm standing behind you with a rusty steak knife . . .
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by: Anonymous (03/04/2004)

How about a nice warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!
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by: Aubinit420 (03/04/2004)

"insert creative away message here..."
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by: Paperplate38 (03/04/2004)

For a good time, IM %n
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by: XSexyDawnieX (03/04/2004)

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads . . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)
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by: melohn (03/04/2004)

Welcome to the church of holy cabbage... lettuce pray!!!
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by: sista (03/04/2004)

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"
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by: Bobo The Psychotic Elf Monkey (03/04/2004)

I'm in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON'T RUIN IT!
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by: mookler (03/03/2004)

WARNING You have just received the Amish Computer Virus!
Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system, so please delete all files from your computer and send this to everyone in your address book. Thank you for you cooperation.
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