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by: MOPIwrestler † (03/07/2004)

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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by: Anonymous † (03/07/2004)

I'm out like a Chinese kid in a staring contest
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by: canucasha12erhoh † (03/07/2004)

Can you read this?

    IM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID.
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by: BrainiacBrian3 † (03/06/2004)

I'm out creating my two new inventions:
1. Instant Water (just add water)
2. Fireproof Matches
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1,237 Clicks

by: darkvirus48 † (03/06/2004)

I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars.
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1,255 Clicks

by: DoNtWaNnAbU615 † (03/06/2004)

I am the future of America! Be afraid... Be very afraid :-)
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1,236 Clicks

by: tigobittiesruby † (03/05/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Iím a schizophrenic... and so am I.
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by: RubberDucky13424 † (03/05/2004)

Why is there brail at a drive-thru ATM? . . . Typical Americans.
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1,258 Clicks

by: rdhotchillypprs † (03/05/2004)

Life is like a BJ, it sucks major wang . . .
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1,255 Clicks

by: caspersgirl07 † (03/05/2004)

My dog ate my away message!
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1,236 Clicks


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