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by: Misfit917 (06/12/2008)

I'm gone, like a fart in the wind
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by: Soccer Lover 2012 (06/09/2008)

Sorry %n,
but I am temporarily being distracted by a shiny object.
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by: sjmman94 (06/08/2008)

"%n is the most annoying person on the interwebz!" -Jesus
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by: cubs0251 (06/08/2008)

The phrase "money doesn't buy happiness" should end with "just kidding"
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by: Meee (06/06/2008)

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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1,285 Clicks

by: MoBaby (06/04/2008)

I am nobody

Nobody is perfect

Therefore I am perfect
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1,237 Clicks

by: dragon rocker565 (05/29/2008)

Stealing the walrus's bucket... BeeArBee
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1,254 Clicks

by: fallenangel47859 (05/12/2008)

Sorry, I'm busy being a superhero right now...
SHAAAA POW!!!
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1,249 Clicks

by: trxxmaster (05/12/2008)

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies... BBL
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1,261 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (05/12/2008)

FUN FACT: I'm out trying on speedos.
Nice mental image, eh?
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1,249 Clicks


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