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by: stupidguyq (03/09/2004)

You must be really bored if you're reading people's Away Messages

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by: Desiree (03/09/2004)

Why girls are evil:
Girls = time x money
Time = money
money x money = money*2
money = root of evil
Square root of evil*2
Girls = Evil

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by: Anonymous (03/09/2004)

I'm off installing a phone jack in my bomb shelter... Laugh now, but wont YOU feel stupid when World War III comes and you can't sign on AIM!

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by: mrwest453 (03/08/2004)

My away message can beat up your away message.

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by: mrwest453 (03/08/2004)

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

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by: yoyoydoggie (03/08/2004)

I wish I were you so I could be friends with me ;)

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by: andy (03/08/2004)

Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk.

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by: gangstahotie05 (03/08/2004)

imtryingtofindthespacebar...bbl

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by: Nikki (03/08/2004)

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

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by: Tylor and Alex C. (03/08/2004)

Sticking the phone up my butt, trying to make a booty call . . . BrB

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