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by: Jamester (03/14/2004)

If you come across this message then one, I'm too bored to speak to you, two I'm watching porn videos I downloaded off the net, or three I just feel like ignoring you.

However the mention of a one night stand will definitely get my attention if you're desperate. ;)
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by: dukebluedevz (03/14/2004)

You have been online for one full year
Would you like to get off and GET A LIFE?
Yes / No

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by: theONEandONLYx1 (03/13/2004)

Up... Up... and AWAY Message!
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by: sasygirl21 (03/13/2004)

Every time I sit next to a hot girl I can't move I'm so stiff
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by: nativepride (03/11/2004)

I'm off downloading music for free. Try to stop me, RIAA!! muhahahahaha!
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by: Reimster83 (03/10/2004)

OMG! Call the paramedics! I could be dead!

...... What the hell? No seriously! Go call 'em, you asshole! I really could be dead!
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by: LilRebel (03/10/2004)

I'm out like a blind kid in hide-and-go-seek...
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by: paintballdude770 (03/09/2004)

I'm replacing the chains on my swing set with bungee cords and launching 3rd graders into orbit BrB
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by: ifiwsadgihmpurlg (03/09/2004)

If I was a dog I'd hump your leg!
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by: Fallout IIc (03/09/2004)

Until they catch Osama Bin Laden, I'm staying the hell away from 7-11. Ok... I'm getting a Slurpee. Don't follow.
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