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by: Abby † (03/16/2004)

Only Stalkers Check Away Messages
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1,271 Clicks

by: xbScoobeeO † (03/15/2004)

A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying..."THAT WAS AWESOME!"
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1,257 Clicks

by: LJSGal1 † (03/15/2004)

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING???
*looking for ceiling, BrB*
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1,242 Clicks

by: MNGDIH † (03/15/2004)

I'm not here right now... but in case of something important, press CTRL+ALT+DEL twice in a quick succession. That should activate my computer's alarm and get me to answer your IM's!
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1,267 Clicks

by: KatieJean1305 † (03/15/2004)

never play leap frog with a unicorn...
Funny
1,265 Clicks

by: MNGDIH † (03/15/2004)

If you are the cable company, I already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employer, you didn't pay me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Funny
1,255 Clicks

by: thetorg3 † (03/15/2004)

Hi, I am away from my computer right now, but if you leave your name, a message, and your credit card info, Iíll get back to you pending approval.
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1,240 Clicks

by: Jopeck † (03/15/2004)

You can't spell "awesome" without "me."
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1,249 Clicks

by: kevoslamz † (03/14/2004)

I'm out like a pizza at a weightwatcher's convention!
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1,262 Clicks

by: IAmVisser1 † (03/14/2004)

Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue, Some Away Messages rhyme, and some don't... BrB
Funny
1,236 Clicks


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