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by: moondriver06 (03/22/2004)

Off thinking about all the great things going on in my life!!! ...be back in 5 min tops :/
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by: HomieBeefSkillitBizkit (03/22/2004)

Haiku for Osama:
hiding in a cave,
somewhere in afganistan,
freezing my nutz off

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by: dizzle my nizzle (03/22/2004)

Has anyone seen Waldo? I can't find that bastard anywhere
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by: justin (03/22/2004)

I would answer you right away, but I'd much rather see how times you IM me before I do!
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by: sultan14 (03/19/2004)

You know, the word gullible isn't in the dictionary.
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by: fizzle (03/19/2004)

Thank you, %n
Your death request has been recorded at %t on %d. A copy of this transaction has been emailed to your loved ones.
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by: oO1Geno1Oo (03/17/2004)

Checking away messages is like stalking, but no one knows you're doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. There are the people who document every move: 'Im takin a shower, but when I get out, Im going to pee, shave, then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm.' Then there's the creative one: 'I am away from my computer right now.' And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: 'Yo its friday night, Im drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages'
Funny, that guy never seems to go idle
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by: xcrunnr36 (03/17/2004)

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
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by: vinny (03/17/2004)

I'm with stupid -> %n
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by: Sirrobin616 (03/16/2004)

You know what bugs me? Really long away messages. I mean, it's like, who wants to sit there and read this entire thing where, if written down on paper, would take up a tree's worth of paper? I know I don't! Long away messages are tedious, unfunny, and stupid, and you wonder what on earth is wrong with the person writing it. I mean, it's like, must there be this long of a message to get the stupid point across? How hard can it be to say, I'm away? Honestly...
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