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by: country redneck   (03/25/2004)

I'm sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos. BbL
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by: Anaconda 050   (03/25/2004)

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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by: KiLLrKoaLa356   (03/25/2004)

WARNING: The file you just opened contains a virus that will delete all programs to leave you with nothing. Go download the AOL Virus Deleter immediately. Only $19.99!
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by: abbey   (03/24/2004)

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. Things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America, and see what happens...
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by: imnotgrandpa   (03/24/2004)

I don't let my mind wander... it's too small to be out on its own.
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by: farsidefreak96   (03/23/2004)

It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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by: Darec   (03/23/2004)

God: Don't make me come down there
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by: jackbandit31   (03/23/2004)

%n: I didn't say that.
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by: Spike1625   (03/23/2004)

I'm out like an A cup in a wet T-shirt contest!
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by: ValkrieCrow92   (03/23/2004)

I'm on strike. No more talking to you until you give in to my demands. I want a pony.
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