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by: coldplayrocks37 (04/17/2004)

Stalking old people... HeEhEhEhE
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by: Jiveturkey (04/05/2004)

I've disappeared... like a set of rims at a Puff Daddy concert.
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by: dfitz (04/05/2004)

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the front porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head and a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Well, now you know where I am. BbL
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by: luewho14 (03/29/2004)

I'm away installing speed bumps on the handicap ramps outside of Wal-mart. Be back in a flash.
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by: PuckaDuck2 (03/27/2004)

What's up with America's obsession with shizzles? Next librarians will be saying, "be quizzle fo shizzle my little nizzles."
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by: MonkeeMaker281 (03/26/2004)

IRS: we've got what it takes to take what you've got
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1,236 Clicks

by: glamorusrocker (03/26/2004)

Suing a tobacco company for giving you cancer is like suing Hustler magazine for giving your wrist carpal tunnel.
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1,254 Clicks

by: the sports kid (03/26/2004)

Going to a little place I like to call crazy. BbL
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1,261 Clicks

by: Anaconda 050 (03/25/2004)

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
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by: Adiddas3191 (03/25/2004)

Talk to the elbow cuz the hand is on vacation, beyotch!
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