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by: Mike (04/29/2004)

My other away message is a Harley.
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1,249 Clicks

by: burnbabyburn2009 (04/28/2004)

You're Talking To An Empty Chair.
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1,237 Clicks

by: Bobgoesby (04/27/2004)

My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.
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by: glebs (04/26/2004)

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like stranglings.
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1,240 Clicks

by: Lucky-Z (04/22/2004)

Teh Tyop Moenstr Hsa Tkanen Oevr My Cumputre, bbr Wneh I Klil IT
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by: eXS10s (04/21/2004)

Viagra, the NBA's new sponsor.
"Give yourself a Magic Johnson!"
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by: HeadAche472 (04/19/2004)

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.
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1,349 Clicks

by: Wex (04/18/2004)

(o)(o) perfect
[o][o] android
o/o/ grandma's
(Q)(o) pierced
(+)(+) implants
(*)(*) perky
(@)(@) big nips
(O) (O) apart
(p)(p) tasseled
((8)(o88)) EEK!!
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1,263 Clicks

by: EmmaCeaz (04/17/2004)

Hey! I saw that...
~God
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1,236 Clicks

by: AZNmooshunter (04/17/2004)

I'm frustrated... Frustrated like a Cambodian watching a bagel roll down a hill.
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1,260 Clicks


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