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Bobgoesby
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06/02/2004
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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words!
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Cherii_Lips
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06/02/2004
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I'm on strike. No more talking to you until you give in to my demands. I want a giraffe.
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NJC5567
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05/31/2004
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Good Questions
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? Why do we wash bath towels - aren't we clean when we use them? Why are they called APARTments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why could Superman stop a bullet with his chest, but he always ducked when a chair was thrown at him? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why do we have to go to a website to find away messages? Doesn't a BRB or BBL work just as well?
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IluvBARRETT
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05/29/2004
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%n:
I didn't say that
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punksausager
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05/18/2004
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I'm away looking for more away messages.
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Kevin Lawrence
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05/18/2004
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I don't suffer from stupidity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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Masta White Out
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05/18/2004
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Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply. Leave good message. Me reply fast. But if me no like you, kiss my ass.
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skachick_79
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05/18/2004
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Okay, I have an idea. How about I just leave up an away message, and make it SEEM like I have a life. Even though I'm probably sitting at the computer... rocking back and forth, humming the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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auron_guardian2
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05/14/2004
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Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
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LaceyTheGreat002
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04/29/2004
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Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
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