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by: Bobgoesby (06/02/2004)

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words!
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by: Cherii_Lips (06/02/2004)

I'm on strike. No more talking to you until you give in to my demands. I want a giraffe.
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by: NJC5567 (05/31/2004)

Good Questions
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? Why do we wash bath towels - aren't we clean when we use them? Why are they called APARTments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why could Superman stop a bullet with his chest, but he always ducked when a chair was thrown at him? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why do we have to go to a website to find away messages? Doesn't a BRB or BBL work just as well?
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by: IluvBARRETT (05/29/2004)

%n: I didn't say that
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by: punksausager (05/18/2004)

I'm away looking for more away messages.
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by: Kevin Lawrence (05/18/2004)

I don't suffer from stupidity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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by: Masta White Out (05/18/2004)

Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply. Leave good message. Me reply fast. But if me no like you, kiss my ass.
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1,302 Clicks

by: skachick_79 (05/18/2004)

Okay, I have an idea. How about I just leave up an away message, and make it SEEM like I have a life. Even though I'm probably sitting at the computer... rocking back and forth, humming the theme song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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by: auron_guardian2 (05/14/2004)

Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
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by: LaceyTheGreat002 (04/29/2004)

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
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1,310 Clicks


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