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by: BlaznFlip1 (06/16/2004)

I don't drink, smoke, cuss, or lie...
...ah, damnit I left my cigarettes at the bar! BBL
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1,247 Clicks

by: GhettoMastaOne (06/16/2004)

What, were you expecting an away message or something?
Funny
1,254 Clicks

by: strwbrryblond16 (06/15/2004)

When I was your age we didn't even have Away Messages!
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1,236 Clicks

by: calichicjb08 (06/10/2004)

Catching a midget I saw running around in the back yard. BrB!
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1,260 Clicks

by: Nick (06/10/2004)

How to keep a PERVERT busy: Click Here
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1,275 Clicks

by: doom pig (06/07/2004)

I went to GoneBuddy.com and all I got was this stupid away message.
Funny
1,241 Clicks

by: tARa (06/07/2004)

Stop checking away messages!
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1,236 Clicks

by: MYNAME (06/06/2004)

I'm having an epileptic fit now. I might be back soon....If not, then I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
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1,245 Clicks

by: jj (06/03/2004)

I'm outside playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road... anyone care to join me?
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1,236 Clicks

by: SaFeTy4LIFE911 (06/02/2004)

The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
Funny
1,247 Clicks


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