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by: sniperfreak2008 (09/04/2004)

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
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by: SilverM (08/31/2004)

Leave a masseuse - er, I mean a massage - no, wait, a message!
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1,236 Clicks

by: LadieCherrie (08/27/2004)

Armani Shirt- $50
Louis Bag- $250
Seven Jeans- $150
Realizing you've been evicted...
*priceless*
In life there are things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard, which might be the reason you were evicted in the first place.
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1,273 Clicks

by: freckleface257 (08/21/2004)

I'm out fighting crime.
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1,246 Clicks

by: p i l b 0 x (08/18/2004)

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit !
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1,254 Clicks

by: nhsshorty2008 (07/03/2004)

Hey don't get your undies in a bundle. I'll be back soon.
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1,242 Clicks

by: Dot (06/27/2004)

Hello, %n, I've been expecting you, yes you're right on time...%t... Please deliver the money tomorrow.... my house
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1,249 Clicks

by: Danyel (06/23/2004)

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
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1,244 Clicks

by: PolkaDot49 (06/21/2004)

Gone insane from EXTREME boredom! BBL
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1,272 Clicks

by: blndancr6191 (06/18/2004)

A B C D E F G, Gummie Bears are after me!!!!
One is Red, one is Blue, a Yellow one just stole my shoe!
When I find him I will sue, then I will get back 2 u!
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1,258 Clicks


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