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by: sjmman94 (06/17/2008)

Give me a U
Give me a J
Give me a Q

Put it all together & what does it spell?
Oh.. Wait... that doesn't make much sense, does it?
Nope. Not at all.
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by: Anonymous (06/17/2008)

*insert witty comment here*
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by: sjmman94 (06/17/2008)

Fun fact: Its impossible to lick your elbows

Better fact: You just tried that, didn't you?
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by: sjmman94 (06/17/2008)

fun fact: because of viagra, some old people are probably getting it on right now.
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by: MoBaby (06/15/2008)

Take revenge!
Sh#t on a pigeon!
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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

Fun Fact: even though the price of gas is rising, the price of strippers aren't.
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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

Get your own damn away message! This one's mine!
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by: kate28 (06/15/2008)

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh#t.
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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

stranger candy tastes good
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by: cyyoung1315 (06/12/2008)

What was Evel Knievel's reaction when he flew into the sky?
'I think I left the iron on..'
No wait, it was
'Maybe I should get a puppy?'
Or maybe it was
'Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!'
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