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by: GreenDy509 (09/20/2004)

All alone. Sitting in my room. Trying to find something sharp or pointy to kill myself with. Or kill you with. Whichever comes first.
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by: Baseball13Rk (09/17/2004)

God gave us all unique gifts, my gift just happens to be stupidity so deal with it. BBL
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by: AntiRiotControl (09/15/2004)

No %n, I will NOT touch you there for a dollar!!!
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by: Dot (09/15/2004)

I'm not 16, so the only place I can drive myself is insane... BBL
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by: dirrtyashley (09/14/2004)

I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I'm away. The good news is that I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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by: ello popit 13 (09/14/2004)

"I talked to my dad, and you're going straight to hell! " - Jesus
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by: RoCkInWiCcAn54 (09/13/2004)

My IQ test came back negative...
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by: QtH8er007 (09/11/2004)

l S l T l A l L l K l I l N l G l My anti-drug.
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by: CODOtheman (09/09/2004)

Did it hurt, %n?
Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the tallest ugly tree, in the largest ugly forest, and smashed into all of the ugly branches on the way down, face planted into the ugliest jagged ugly rock, peed on by the ugliest dog with ugly pee, run over by a huge ugly semi with a double load of ugly, and had an ugly nuclear warhead dropped on and explode with a huge ugly thermonuclear explosion?
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by: jax the snow fox (09/08/2004)

I've bounced outta here home-dog. So catch me on the flip-side, yo. Lean back. (Waiting for Black History Month)
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