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by: punkpinkhe (10/15/2004)

...My parole officer needs to use the computer. BrB!
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by: glebs (10/15/2004)

Back in my day, we had to walk 5 miles in the snow to tell people we were away from our computers!
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by: sobedude12 (10/13/2004)

%n, did you know that you have run over your IMing minutes this month? Now you have to pay $100,568 in overage charges. Save by switching to Sprint. :)
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by: noothersntoname2 (10/12/2004)

What ever happened to signing off? When you have the same away message up for 3 days straight, I think it's time to sign off.
I'll be right back, and I mean RIGHT back.
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by: plokiewee (10/09/2004)

Bored... like a mouse... with a yo-yo... I mean really, what is a mouse gonna do with a yo-yo??!! I'm serious, think logically.
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by: tropicsurf14 (10/07/2004)

SEX
Now that I've got your attention, BrB
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by: rockerchick13 (10/07/2004)

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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by: HeineBrosCoffee9 (10/03/2004)

|A|I|M| My Anti-Life
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by: DaTbOiEsLiM (10/01/2004)

This Away Message Is Currently *Under Construction*
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by: Moittowelette18 (09/28/2004)

boo-BOO-BOOP. We're sorry. The Buddy you are trying to IM is away at the moment. Please sign off and IM again. BEEEEEEEP.
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