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by: ckyxelementxpunk (11/11/2004)

I can't think of a good away message.
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by: sbsoccr423 (11/10/2004)

Legally changing my name to Hugh Jass
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by: Noel (11/09/2004)

AIM, A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations.
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by: superloc02 (11/03/2004)

This message will self destruct in Five...Four...Three...Tw*BOOM*
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by: Revrend (11/03/2004)

My Away Message Must Have Taken That New Away Message Viagra, Because It Is Up.
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by: johnny Ebglish (10/31/2004)

Who the hell put this here!?!?!?!?!
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by: xXLordAlFalFaXx (10/29/2004)

While I'm away, bend over and spell run :)
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by: JohnJ700 (10/26/2004)

Go Go Gadget-Away Message.
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by: worldsocold66778 (10/22/2004)

Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Leave me a sexy message and I'll get back to you sooner.
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by: Philosopher (10/16/2004)

By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind.
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