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by: shortykm202 (12/05/2004)

I'm off *twitch* to *twitch* take my *twitch* pills. brb...
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by: JustSayPurple805 (12/03/2004)

I shall return momentarily... ::elevator music::
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by: kewlie k (12/02/2004)

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
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by: depression2345 (11/23/2004)

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
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by: The69person (11/23/2004)

I am out trying to save the midgets from the vending machines so they will no longer have to be slaves of the government.
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by: Dot (11/21/2004)

No animals were harmed in the making of this away message.
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by: jon (11/16/2004)

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
I've gone to find the answer
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by: JohnJ700 (11/14/2004)

My other away message is a Trans-Am.
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by: JBchillin48 (11/14/2004)

WARNING!
Your Parental Control Level has just been set to its highest setting. Now all of your AIM conversations will be sent to your parents' e-mail, which we get from the e-mail you provided when you signed up. If we cannot get through to your parents' e-mail, we will contact them over the phone. If you did not sign up to install the Parental Control Option on to your AIM, it is now installed. Thanks and have a good day!
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by: bad mother shut ur mouth (11/12/2004)

Ping Pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls! I'll BrB!
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