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by: cafflne_addlct (02/16/2005)

Don't have a keyboard...
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by: kickasstack (02/12/2005)

crrck***you're breaking up***crrck
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by: Ghetttofab (02/03/2005)

Out like a White kid in a rap contest.
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by: ray (02/03/2005)

Bored as a Jew on Christmas...
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by: DaShizzle456 (01/18/2005)

I'm out like a white guy in the ghetto... BrB
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1,282 Clicks

by: Mzkra17 (12/30/2004)

Next register please...
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by: duholewrldluvsme (12/30/2004)

I'll have my people throw rocks at your people.
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by: skinnymonkey03 (12/27/2004)

My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
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1,260 Clicks

by: wavelength84 (12/13/2004)

It's times like these that make you want to blowtorch your computer.
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1,236 Clicks

by: DarkGhost (12/07/2004)

I'm checking other people's away messages. BrB
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1,236 Clicks


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