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by: sms7918 (04/17/2005)

Sorry, I am not here right now because I was recently offended by my fish. So, right now I am attempting to drown him, but it's not working. Oh, well he is a really big fish, so it may take a while... DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE FISH! Just die already!!!
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by: the Pyro jester0 (04/08/2005)

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?"
I tried to sound it out and got really ticked off, and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an a*shole :P
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by: casperblue32 (04/07/2005)

How come sheep don't shrink in the rain?
If you get the answer I might come back. :P
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by: Quinnifer (04/07/2005)

If I were witty, I'd have a sweet away message...
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by: SporkFusion (04/05/2005)

I'm out like a kid with no arms on a swing...
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by: fudgebar (03/30/2005)

Hey Guys I'll BrB... I'm playin' wit myself...
Yep! Solitaire ( YoU PeRvErT ! )
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by: fight4freedomx (03/14/2005)

You just killed the whole meaning of AWAY messages...
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by: Kyle Lidmoney (03/14/2005)

I once dated a blind girl, her name was ::::....:::::....::..::::...::::...::..::::.
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by: secretstuddier (03/01/2005)

Off with a stranger...
Hey, he offered me candy, what do you expect!
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by: dead_beyond_you (02/19/2005)

I know I'm hot but that does NOT mean that you can just stare at my away message!
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