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by: GliTchX212 (04/29/2005)

Gone to my Happy Place: Be Back Soon
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by: checkitout836 (04/27/2005)

You know, if you stare at this away message long enough, I might just come back!
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by: Disturbin tha peace (04/27/2005)

I made like boobs on a trampoline and bounced, BrB!
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by: DBond0320 (04/27/2005)

People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones!
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by: funnymonkeystuff (04/27/2005)

I can't talk on the computer now, so if... - well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now. I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
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by: babigirl455 (04/22/2005)

I heard if you draw one 'W' on each of your butt cheeks it spells WoW!
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by: AceSkywalker (04/20/2005)

HEY KIDS! Want to play a fun game?! Great! It's called FINISH THE SENTENCE! Here are the rules: Finish the sentence! Ready?! Go! "My computer ______!" Are you a little stuck?! Here are some awesome suggestions!... - "bites" - "sucks" - "hates me" - "laughs at people with disabilites" - "murdered Santa Claus" - "can burn in hell for all I care" Have fun kids!
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1,294 Clicks

by: ann0ying001 (04/20/2005)

I am running away with my two best pals. Bad Luck and Bad Choices. Maybe you know them.
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by: ann0ying001 (04/20/2005)

I am in the living room watching Midget Grandmas Gone Wild. BrB
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by: sarah h (04/20/2005)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!
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1,244 Clicks


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