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by: MrCheeseHead30 (05/30/2005)

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want from me?
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1,241 Clicks

by: arthur09090909 (05/30/2005)

Outside arguing with my dog. He thinks I'm crazy!
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1,236 Clicks

by: .:.:Tennisbabe2005.:.: (05/30/2005)

I hate away messages...especially this one.
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1,236 Clicks

by: imlost104 (05/29/2005)

Just hold your tempizzile. I'll be back in a minizzile. Fishizzle Dizzle be back in one minizzile.
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by: liltxbargirl (05/24/2005)

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.
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1,375 Clicks

by: mun (05/06/2005)

%n and I are out robbing a bank
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by: princessxixv (05/06/2005)

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
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1,258 Clicks

by: nickademous45 (05/06/2005)

I'm currently out sucking at life. BrB
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1,240 Clicks

by: Spazingchipmunk (05/04/2005)

Isn't an away message good enough? Do I like need an explanation? Do I? Do I? You wanna make something of it? Do you? Do you?
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by: u wish u knew (05/02/2005)

You know what's magical? It's how they get those little seeds to stick on the bun; there must be some sesame seed glue out there. Going to go figure out how they do it, BrB
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