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by: Korei Ryuu (07/27/2008)

Me: All we need to beat him is hope and faith!
Matt: ...I have a knife.
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1,252 Clicks

by: mexicandud5 (07/14/2008)

Your mom is rated E, for everyone!
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1,236 Clicks

by: Steven Lacy (07/07/2008)

Thank for you the IM! It has been sent to No One Gives a F#ck Land.

Want your IM's forwarded to No One Gives a F#ck Land?
Too bad, cause no one gives a f#ck.
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1,236 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (07/07/2008)

F.I.N.A.L.S.
(F#ck, I Never Actually Learned this Sh#t)
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1,236 Clicks

by: Nanoon30 (07/07/2008)

HOW THE CRAP DO U TURN CAPS LOCK OFF??????????????????????
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1,272 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (07/07/2008)

P.E.T.A.

People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals...
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1,262 Clicks

by: WIIPRO3000 (07/07/2008)

Hello, you have reached my automated answering service.
Your message will be answered in the order in which it was recieved.
Your message is number 8,243.
Please hold, your message is important to me.
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1,265 Clicks

by: TJ McCurdy (07/07/2008)

When god created women...
He should have supplied us with a set of instructions...
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1,250 Clicks

by: WIIPRO3000 (07/02/2008)

Enter away message text here.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/18/2008)

Know the difference between you and me?

I'm away.
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1,236 Clicks


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