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by: T-Shirt (07/10/2005)

This away message is automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh work my keyboard so melodic this away message goes right through my head. :-p
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by: surfnaked (07/10/2005)

Away messages suck, why would anyone ever put up an away message? Hypocrites suck too.
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by: MCRFan006 (07/07/2005)

"Feel the wrath of my nuts!"
- Foamy The Squirrel
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by: centerswoosh123 (07/05/2005)

DONUTS - $1.00
COOKIES - $3.00
LARGE BAG OF CHIPS - $4.00
SEEING A FAT PERSON DANCE....*PRICELESS*
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE LIFE HAS TO OFFER THERE'S BASTARDCARD
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by: coolmike699 (07/05/2005)

Out pimpin up my mom's purple mini-van... BrB
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by: ifoundnemo (07/04/2005)

I think that a good product would be 'Baby Duck Hat'. It's a fake baby duck that you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater and find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then you spring up out of the water and roar like Godzilla! Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. Off testing the Baby Duck Hat.
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by: missB413 (07/04/2005)

I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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by: The Defiled One (07/04/2005)

The best things in life do come free.... Poking a dead guy.
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by: smallfrieswima (06/30/2005)

Get Lost....I did
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by: rappa308 (06/30/2005)

Taking laxatives and sleeping pills while skydiving.
bbl
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