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by: Juka11713 (07/27/2005)

Your friendship minutes with [your name] expired as of %d %t. Please purchase more for 5 cents a minute or wait until they decide you can become a Platinum Member and be their friend free of charge. Thank you for your cooperation.
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by: krazypyro90 (07/24/2005)

short away messages bug me
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by: m4dn355X (07/18/2005)

AIM: [A]nnoying [I]ntolerable [M]essages. BrB.
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by: DollieGirl556 (07/18/2005)

You must be bored if you're reading people's away messages. I must be bored if I'm telling you how bored you are.
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by: bensfakesn (07/18/2005)

AWAY MESSAGES ARE FOR RETARDS... crap
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by: Buttercup baby777 (07/18/2005)

WHATS CAPS LOCK??
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by: Rusty Mainer (07/14/2005)

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the headlamp of an approaching train. Gotta run!
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by: lilpigsrock (07/11/2005)

Playing Frisbee with my sharpest knife to see who lies down first!
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by: smartblondiee (07/10/2005)

Sitting outside in my front yard pointing a hair-dryer at cars to see if they slow down. I'll be back later...
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by: Moronally (07/10/2005)

Leave a message, all the cool kids are doing it!
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