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by: Pio280neer (10/12/2005)

Hey there! You look like my next girlfriend.
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by: moondust22792 (10/12/2005)

Hello. I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out buying a new parakeet. If you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.
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by: f18a2hornet (10/12/2005)

The eagle may soar....

But the weasel isn't sucked into a jet engine.
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by: ewesttrack (10/12/2005)

I'm angry! I'm spitting angry! I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about!
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by: neddyt (10/12/2005)

st0p st34lin9 my l3tt3r k3ys
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by: frisbojunkE127 (10/04/2005)

Jazzing off...oh yeeeah... so what? I like the blues, ya perv!
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by: preeecolaaaa (09/26/2005)

5 Words That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't:
1) Uranus
2) Cocktail
3) Poo-poo-platter
4) Kumquat
5) Masticate

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by: beefcake (09/25/2005)

%n, I am your father
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by: Harvey49 (09/25/2005)

You want my away message? YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY AWAY MESSAGE
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by: titansmlb102 (09/20/2005)

Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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