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by: Mrbrightside6990 (10/29/2005)

I'm makin' like a hockey stick and getting the PUCK outta here!
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by: ashnod12 (10/28/2005)

A few twigs... $0
A handful of colorful rocks... $0
A bird feather... $0

Having a child with ADD... Priceless
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by: Botman112 (10/28/2005)

Put this in your profile if you think that everyone who has 'put this in your profile if...' messages in their profile should be drop-kicked, run over by a bus, raided by pirates, etc...etc
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by: KYLE M (10/28/2005)

Instead of typing this away message with my hands, I will try with my face!

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by: txlonghorn9961 (10/22/2005)

Does your mama have llamas that live in the Bahamas?
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by: danthe fan man 123 (10/22/2005)

I've been trapped in this damn mime box for eight days now!!!
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by: The Thing that goes Hump in the Night (10/22/2005)

God made rocks and God made dirt. God made girls to wear tight shirts!
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by: k (10/21/2005)

CHANGE:
When the winds of change blow hard enough, it can turn the most trivial of things into deadly projectiles.
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by: ivyriddle22 (10/21/2005)

If all the world is a stage, I wish to operate the trapdoor.
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by: DaMovieMan (10/17/2005)

Help! I've fallen and...hey a cheeto!
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