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by: neddyt (11/28/2005)

My keyboard is racist! I see a key but I don't see a Jewish Star key.
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by: WatkinsGlenBaller (11/28/2005)

Hey %n, What cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your trunk?
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by: frezoanima (11/28/2005)

I am out freeing all the animals at the zoo!
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by: anonymous93 (11/08/2005)

Don't make fun of the Holocaust - my grandfather died in it...
...he fell off the guard tower. Trying to find him, BrB.
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by: theoneontheleft (11/08/2005)

Off training an international hit squad of Venezuelan death monkeys.
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by: theoneontheleft (11/08/2005)

I used to think that the fates of peanut butter and jelly were forever intertwined; that if one were to fall, the other would certainly share in its fate.

But now I'm thinking no, jelly could definitely make it on its own.
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1,267 Clicks

by: Samuelbot2 (11/08/2005)

Can't talk, I'm chasing my shadow down the street.
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by: dark alex (11/08/2005)

YOU'RE anti-social too? Let's be friends!
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1,247 Clicks

by: jens o salvesen (10/31/2005)

My other Away Message is in the shop...
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1,236 Clicks

by: Bladvak (10/31/2005)

You ever notice that 'The' and 'IRS' together is 'Theirs'?
Coincidence? I think not.
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1,250 Clicks


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