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by: dawiteshak   (12/19/2005)

Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks? It's a dream come true!
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by: knuxman13   (12/19/2005)

Mentally Ill Christmas Songs:

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY… Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

DEMENTIA… I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

DEPRESSION… Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

MANIA… Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY… We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

NARCISSISTIC… Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER… Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... (YOU GET THE IDEA)

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE PERSONALITY… The Twelve Days of Christmas (don't make me repeat that again)

PARANOIA… Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE… Silent Night

PERSONALITY DISORDER… You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

SCHIZOPHRENIA… Do You Hear What I Hear?
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by: Brad   (12/17/2005)

Help, I'm stuck in the Willow tree in my front yard.....!
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by: tkdgirl818   (12/11/2005)

Out in the real world...
Or right here, avoiding it.
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by: dawiteshak   (12/11/2005)

WE DON'T WANT ANY!
*DOOR SLAM*
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by: dawiteshak   (12/06/2005)

Dashing through the snow,
in a pair of broken skis,
screaming as I go,
ramming into trees,(boomboomboom)
snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
someone call an ambulance,
'cause I need a hospital bed.
Oh, Jingle bells...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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by: Djman   (12/06/2005)

I should have known I was gonna get caught during mischief night when I asked a cop for toilet-paper.
BrB
~Doing my Time~
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by: just-havin-fun   (11/30/2005)

Out pissing on your lawn
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by: Izza   (11/30/2005)

Off to go see "The Passion of the Chirst 2, Crucify This"
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by: iwishihadatwitch   (11/30/2005)

My other away message is the Batmobile...
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