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by: the great jon (12/31/2005)

Type quietly... my foot's asleep.
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by: panthersfan33 (12/31/2005)

Take my advice:
I've got no use for it!
;-)
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by: elconro (12/31/2005)

Today's Agenda:

Shower,
Nudist Colony,
Streaking,
Skinny Dipping,
Sex,
Sleeping in nude.

Objective: Going a day without touching a pair of pants!
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1,303 Clicks

by: bykerboy92 (12/31/2005)

If a fat man comes down ur chimney on Christmas Night and tries to stuff U in a bag, dont freak out, I told Santa I wanted U for Christmas.
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by: dan21993 (12/31/2005)

Women Charged After Stopping for Apple Pie
By Associated Press
Thu Dec 8, 10:03 PM

CHURCH HILL, Tenn. - Two women's craving for apple pie got them in a pickle. The manager of a McDonald's restaurant called police Tuesday after the women, whom employees say were acting strangely as they ordered the pies at a drive-through, struck the side of the building with their pickup.
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by: dawiteshak (12/31/2005)

In an alternate universe:
I'd be smart, George Bush would know what the hell he's doing, white people could jump, Osama would be the president of Red Cross, Indians (Excuse me:NATIVE AMERICANS) would be insulted by nothing, police men would be famous for always getting a salad, Michael Jackson would be a straight chinese guy, because it's about the only thing he hasn't been (I think...), the French wouldn't be so frenchy,and %n would be straight.
The world would be a better place for all.
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1,314 Clicks

by: Anonymous (12/24/2005)

It is very hard to be taken seriously when talking in pink font........
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1,302 Clicks

by: bigjoe (12/24/2005)

Dear Santa,
If you don't put a bike under the tree, I won't give you the antidote to the poison I put in your milk.
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1,303 Clicks

by: Anonymous (12/24/2005)

Have a Happy Non-Denominational Politically Correct Governement Approved Religiously Indifferent Holiday Season
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1,303 Clicks

by: KellyKiid (12/24/2005)

If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous!
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1,304 Clicks


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