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by: Zombiesrule705 (09/29/2008)

Sorry, at the moment I'm currently fighting off the zombie horde. I hope you're happy; I do this just so you can live your normal lives!
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by: slayer1189 (09/19/2008)

Keep hating me.... just means you're thinking of me!
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by: Flystatz (09/19/2008)

it took me about an hour to come up with this away message...
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by: chicacaliente<3 (09/06/2008)

Definition of stupidity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
Definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and actually getting different results.
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by: donuzzts (09/06/2008)

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We're a lighthouse. Your call.
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by: bored2death (09/06/2008)

10 Most Annoying Things Parents Say:

Q: What college do you wanna go to?
-College?! Surviving elementary school was hard enough! How the hell should I know?!

Q: What do you wanna be when you grow up?
-Umm, I dunno, It's 1 in the afternoon, I just woke up; can't I get some alone time to play video games?

Q: If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?
-Hell effin Yea I would!

Q: What did you do in school today?
-Its school, what the hell do you think I was doing? Sleeping!

Q: Did you finish your homework?
-Trust me, "my dog ate it" just doesn't cut it when your talking to your own parent.

Q: What were you doing alone in your room with your girlfriend?
-Studying the human anatomy, now leave us alone! She's giving me another practice test. :D

Q: Who said you can do that?!
-The lil demon on my shoulder >.>

Q: Does every thing I tell you go in one ear and out the other?
-*light breeze whisshes by*

Q: Do I look like a maid to you?!
- Believe me, you look nothing like the maids I've seen online.

Q: Who Killed Roger Rabbit?!
-Sorry, thats before my time; the only rabbit I know is the Energizer Bunny; he just keeps going... and going.
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by: take a chance239 (09/06/2008)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
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by: tp44 (08/20/2008)

That's what she said
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by: ryanranger4 (08/10/2008)

Fish Ran away. Out to find it. bbL. If you see him somewhere, call his name, "Jeffery" he will come. He is Gold. thats it. AND he has gills. Please contact me if hes found. Thanks
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by: ryanranger4 (08/02/2008)

Out tryin to build an igloo in the summer. bbL
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