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by: thepope † (04/24/2006)

OMG, IM ON FIRE!
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by: rnst0rm08 † (04/24/2006)

Me and %n are stealing a bank... ...yeah that's right, I said stealing...bbl
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by: Whosawhatsa † (04/19/2006)

Sorry, I'm a little new at this... BLT
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by: goaway1 † (04/19/2006)

Worst Life:

1. Live with parents
2. Girlfriend cheats on u
3. Still in high school
4. Your sn sucks
6. You skip a number in an away message
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1,305 Clicks

by: Tripper511 † (04/19/2006)

I knew it! %n has been stocking my away messages but I caught you this time!
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by: Whosawhatsa † (04/17/2006)

You wanna know where I am?


TURN AROUND
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by: dancexdance grl † (04/11/2006)

Iím outside waiting for the mailman to bring me my new Razor cell phone, free laptop computer, and $1000 check. The pop-ups told me it would be here 3 months ago, but meanwhile 3 people have broken into my house, and my credit card bill says I bought a flat screen TV in Mexico. ehh, it's probably just a coincidence...
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by: Dikky Balls † (04/07/2006)

The away messages you see at BadassBuddy.com all suck. Every one of them! The ones here at GoneBuddy.com are like 10000x better!
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by: sIcBuCkY † (04/07/2006)

Loading Loading Loading....Dear God still loading....guess what..(what?)...Still loading......loading.....yay it's done...(really?).....no not really dumbass.....loading.......ok now it's done........and guess what....(what?)....I'M NOT HERE!...(damn)......U just waisted all that time reading this for nuthin...lol...u stupid moron...(damn you -_-)
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by: NMStitan35476 † (04/07/2006)

Can you figure this out while I am away? IM me the answers when you think you have it figured out: One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight. Back to Back they faced each other, pulled out knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those 2 dead boys. If you do not believe my story is true, ask the blindman. He saw it too. Can you figure this out?
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