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by: Honduran190 (05/06/2006)

I'm currently away from my computer. Please leave any messages you may have in the form of an Instant Message.
Questions? Comments? Sexual favors?
Call 555-555-5555
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by: UDontKnowMe2424 (05/06/2006)

The number you have dialed is not in service, please hang up and try again.
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by: MoniD (05/04/2006)

Gone. . .
To Asia/Africa to adopt a baby,
you know it's the biggest trend going?
I want to get mine before all the cute ones are taken by Hollywood.

I wonder do these kids come with a warranty? After 5 years can I sell it back?
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by: Shaved Beverage (05/03/2006)

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene.
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by: el piggy100 (05/02/2006)

Here's a thought for you...
If someone's a mailman do they deliver their own mail or is there a never ending chain of mailmen that deliver another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail who delivers another mailman's mail.. Hey why don't you just ask the person who posted this away message? They're probably back by now.
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by: JaMiE oWnZ 90210 (04/30/2006)

Busier than a three-legged cat trying to burry sh*t on a frozen lake.
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by: RandomTask (04/30/2006)

Shut the hell up, or i'll get all flappy armed on your ass
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by: coldnight81 (04/29/2006)

If I was here, how the hell would you know? What in the blazes are you on, crack!?!
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by: destor89 (04/29/2006)

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I net surfed,
Weak and weary, and
found this endless
searching was a bore.
While I clicked my fav'rite
bookmark, suddenly there
Came a warning, and my
Heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour,
'Tis not possible!
I muttered,
I swear this site
Was here before!
Quoth the Server,
"404."
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1,328 Clicks

by: nbahoopsta622 (04/26/2006)

Out like a white kid in Harlem.
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1,245 Clicks


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