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by: KIzc0OL (06/22/2006)

|P|O|L|I|C|E| My anti-....OH SH*T HERE THEY COME! ......BRB
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by: Kerianne(i dont have one) (06/14/2006)

Answer the questions on this quiz even though I'm not here. (please)

1. what is ur name?
2. what is ur date of birth?
3. what is ur sn?
4. what is ur password?
5. why wont u tell me?
6. who is ur mama?
7. how can we solve this problem?
8. how much of ur time have i wasted?
9. do u think this is funny?
10. cause i do!
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1,302 Clicks

by: noobkiller4551 (06/12/2006)

bbl, In the hospital (Note to self: that is the last time I fry bacon in the nude)
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1,303 Clicks

by: BlackMark (06/12/2006)

Why is bologna round and bread square? Pondering...
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1,303 Clicks

by: HCniner09 (06/10/2006)

I'm out like an Albino in flashlight tag!
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1,302 Clicks

by: renegade702 (06/10/2006)

Up, up and AWAY MESSAGE!
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1,300 Clicks

by: LoappDogg (06/07/2006)

>:o Put this in your profile if you're pissed the Duke Lacrosse Team didnt invite you to their party!
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1,303 Clicks

by: Mohammed (06/07/2006)

Taking MySpace Pics
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1,301 Clicks

by: SumAverageJoe (06/07/2006)

Out like an amputee in Twister
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by: RaiNbowChiCa (06/07/2006)

Designer dress: $300
High-heeled shoes: $52
Makeup: $35

Realizing you're a dude: PRICELESS!
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1,305 Clicks


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