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by: HappyBunny (07/12/2006)

Satan? Is that you?
Hey, You're not backing out on our deal, are you?
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1,236 Clicks

by: Mr Matt (07/09/2006)

Annoyed Wife: Bill, how many times a week do you have to clean your away message?
Husband: I just bought it yesterday!!
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1,236 Clicks

by: titansmlb102 (07/06/2006)

Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
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1,251 Clicks

by: o striker88 (07/06/2006)

Darkness calls...."coming mother!"
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1,236 Clicks

by: ELi Bress (06/28/2006)

Trying to get on your computer...... What kind of person would make a password that no one can figure out!
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1,236 Clicks

by: random (06/27/2006)

Count the numbers of nose jobs and face lifts Michael Jackson had. I'll be back by the time you're done
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1,247 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/27/2006)

I'm not away!! You're on acid!
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1,239 Clicks

by: demoy 15 (06/25/2006)

The Person you are trying to reach, died.
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1,236 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/24/2006)

When you wish upon a falling star, all your dreams can come true, unless it's a meteor heading for the earth. Then, you're pretty much screwed, unless you wished for death by meteor.
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1,265 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (06/23/2006)

you thinking what i'm thinking? narnia! then it's happening!
But first, my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape
let's hit up magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.
i love those cupcakes like mcadams loves gosling
2 no 6 no 12, bakers dozen!
i told you that i'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!

-Lazy Sunday Afternoon/The Narnia Rap
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1,398 Clicks


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