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by: tacoman (09/25/2006)

By reading this away message, you have just confirmed a one-year subscription to Amphibians Gone Wild!
Have a nice day!
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by: futballplaya989 (09/06/2006)

If you don't stop reading this away message RIGHT NOW, the corpse of a girl named Sally will appear at your bedside tonight and slit your throat with the rusty tin can lid that was used to kill her.

Oops, you're screwed.
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by: Anonymous (09/06/2006)

You looked better on MySpace

BrB
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by: millcreekrb35 (08/23/2006)

This Isn't My Computer So Please Don't Send Me Any Of Your Usual Pr0n Jokes
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by: Gr33n_LeM0N (08/16/2006)

Note to self: Remember what you were going to write as your away meesage.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Mr Matt (08/05/2006)

Drinking a capri sun Juice box, so yea...im pretty much gangster...
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by: NMStitan35476 (08/03/2006)

I am not away. Your computer is lying to you because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!
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by: timmyj123 (08/02/2006)

BACK OFF! I'm on Welfare
Eating some Marshmello Mateys (knock off of Lucky Charms) and some Dr. Bob (Don't get me started on that one)
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1,246 Clicks

by: timmyj123 (07/28/2006)

I wonder what it's like to be a germ. You're so little. A billion on your thumb alone...With a population like that you gotsta get your booty calls.

Wishing I was a Germ :'( BrB
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1,252 Clicks

by: BlackMark (07/24/2006)

This away message is based on a true fictional story.
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