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by: Mr Matt (11/26/2006)

Death calls my name... How the hell did my mother-in-law get my number?
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by: P8ntba11god (11/26/2006)

Hello. As long as you are reading this, I would like to clarify a rumor that has been going around about "coffee making you go blind." Now hear this: COFFEE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GO BLEOF AJWOKO,,, IMK9823IJ
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by: helloimmandy (11/06/2006)

Myspace is eating my soul. I'll be back in about 10 hours.
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by: blahblahbla... (11/06/2006)

...oh sh*t, the demon is calling!


ONE SEC MA!!!!
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by: BroderbundDucky (10/20/2006)

I'm not here now, I'm at the pool playing marco polo with Helen Keller, she's really good at this game!
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by: OMGASmallChink (10/20/2006)

AIM is like Burger King. Just because I have AIM, doesn't mean it's here because I wanted you to bother me. It's here because I want to talk to people I want to talk to and to communicate to the others when I have to. If it's really that urgent, and it doesn't contain anything about YOUR life, feel free to leave a message. And I'll choose wether or not I'll respond. Have it MY way.
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by: Demonauel Sedai (10/20/2006)

If life is like a box of chocolates, then apparently I'm lactose intolerant...I'll be back as soon as I get the rest of this "life" outta me.
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by: carmenalexi (10/20/2006)

this away message has been distracted by a shiny object.........
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by: Cribby (10/04/2006)

Smile... It's the 2nd Best Thing you Can Do With Your Lips
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by: Mr Matt (09/25/2006)

OMG, I just figured out how to find your terrorist name-
Terrorist Name = middle name spelled backwards, your mom's name spelled backwards
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