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by: trey fossier † (01/16/2007)

That's the most smartest thing i have ever heard anyone say about anything!
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by: VPyroSkater † (01/16/2007)

Trying to figure out if LMNOP is one letter.
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by: futballplaya989 † (01/16/2007)

Hey, I don't care what anyone says. I'm doing this because I really do believe children are the future. BRB, shoveling another 3-year old into the time machine's reactor core.
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by: UofMhockey07 † (01/12/2007)

You ever go to Denny's and have the Grand Slam breakfast? You know why they call it that? Because if you eat it you'll poop 4 times!!!

- Larry the Cable Guy
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by: skeeter1012 † (01/04/2007)

By the time you finish reading this, you will know that this is a really lame away message
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by: Anonymous † (01/04/2007)

Man's theory of creation:

On the first day God created Men.

On the second day God created Monday night football because men needed a break from the week already.

On the third day God created bean burritos for the many farting contests to come.

On the fourth day God created Lay-z Boys because the men looked too physically fit and liked to stand.

On the fifth day God created women because the men looked rich, sane and happy.

On the sixth day God created Pizza Hut delivery because the women's cooking threatened all existence.

And on the Seventh day God created John Wayne, AC/DC, and hot French chicks because the world didn't kick enough ass.

Testosteronians 3:12
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by: thatguy † (12/12/2006)

If you're reading this away message, you've prolly figured out that I'm not here. If you haven't figured that out yet, do the gene pool a favor and kill yourself.
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by: N630JB † (12/12/2006)

I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, itís still good therapy... Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.
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by: CreatureII † (12/11/2006)

Im Back!





hehe
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by: superucite787 † (12/11/2006)

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
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