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by: ProfessorConfidence (06/21/2007)

AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES...


F*CK WAFFLES!!!
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by: karly 11907 (06/12/2007)

Shaving my back, then my butt, then my legs... holla at me if u want a souvenir
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by: jimmy bloumbas (06/12/2007)

You know you live in 2007 when.....

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in ur pro if u just got owned, and u know u did
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by: macmarge (06/12/2007)

I'm gone. Hit the cell. But not too hard... It's new.
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by: prplerayne (06/12/2007)

Normal people worry me :-D
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by: Speedy (06/12/2007)

Hey, hey, wanna hear the joke about the kid with ADD? Ok, so a kid with ADD walks into a bar..... not a chocolate bar. Like a bar where they give you alcohol. Only alcohol! But if you're nice they might give you some water. Which probably eliminates the point of a drinking fountain. That WOULD be pretty cool if they had a Chocolate Bar... Where you could get Hershey's, and 3 Musketeers, and Paydays, and even Baby Ruth's, which are pretty hard to find! BBL, off finding a Baby Ruth!
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by: Roddickminitwin (06/09/2007)

I ran away from my computer right now.
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by: Wigger (06/09/2007)

im using my pink squirt gun now
so consider me GANGSTA
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by: Roddickminitwin (05/31/2007)

99% of people who put these dumb away messages in their profiles are morons. Put this in your profile if you are part of that 1% who aren't.
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by: xXSweet_KissesXx (05/22/2007)

I found Jesus!! He was behind the sofa the whole time...eating Cheetos!!
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