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by: Krahim (08/21/2007)

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF BORAT:

"You want to have the sexy time with me?"
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by: KellyTaylor (08/14/2007)

If you like funny away messages then don't read this one.........Too late
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by: eovnu87435ds (08/14/2007)

Once upon a midnight dreary, While I net surfed, Weak and weary, and found this endless searching was a bore. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there Came a warning, and my Heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour, 'Tis not possible! I muttered, I swear this site Was here before! Quoth the Server, "404."
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by: Mr Matt (08/06/2007)

Am I here?

That would be a big helping of NO
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by: Koko_Kirby (08/06/2007)

I am away from the computer right now. I'll be back when the time-space continuum starts destroying the universe.
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by: ANTWON (08/06/2007)

Don't ya wish your away message was hot like mine? Don't ya wish your away message was a freak like mine? Don't ya? Don't ya?
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by: Mr Ducky34 (08/06/2007)

Still down at the police station sorting things out...
Hey, here's a hint for you...whenever you see a police man, never say "Hey, is that a 9mm? Ha! Thats nothing compared to my .22 magnum!"

Just a hint...
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by: G2theO (08/06/2007)

2:00! Time to hang myself!!! YAY!
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by: random_monkey (08/04/2007)

Sorry, kid, I'm not a toilet. I don't have to take your crap willingly.
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by: LOOKimABURRITO (08/04/2007)

There's Nobody Here But Us Monkeys
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