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by: Korei Ryuu (09/02/2007)

Access Denied.
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1,258 Clicks

by: Jmufasa (09/02/2007)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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1,262 Clicks

by: Lewis1350 (08/30/2007)

Hey,
I'm out watching half-naked wet people.
...At the pool. BBL.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Rando (08/30/2007)

Now it was just the three of us: The warrior, the boss, and the kid who was so scared he had to pee. Guess which one I was?
-Pendragon #1, The Merchant of Death
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1,262 Clicks

by: OhSnapSarasOn (08/30/2007)

People who piss other people off should get therapy! >:0 I'm currently at my appointment, please leave a message.
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1,237 Clicks

by: flyandpimpin (08/22/2007)

Out killing new-born puppies... if any one asks, I'm at the flower shop.
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1,253 Clicks

by: breisch (08/21/2007)

Away Message - A synopsis of what a person is doing at a given point of time. Messages can describe places, actions, and even feelings; however if these so called "away messages" are misused they can and will cause you to lose precious time. Lives dont last forever and it doesnt make sense that people would be wasting them putting up and reading away messages that just say what a person is doing at this time. Do I really care what xoiheartpoodlesxo143 is doing at 3:13 in the night? No.
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1,389 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (08/21/2007)

I ran away.
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1,236 Clicks

by: YankeesFanNick (08/21/2007)

A squirrel kicked open the front door, grabbed me by my collar, and hurled me out the window. That's why I am not on the computer right now.
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1,236 Clicks

by: aznkitty4220 (08/21/2007)

Broke like a white kid on Chinese New Year
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1,271 Clicks


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