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by: Lil Eli (10/08/2007)

::Hacking into Santa's Computer::

"I was on the Naughty list this year...?







YES!!!!!!!!!!!"
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by: OBiCat (09/30/2007)

Out burying my ex....
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by: Steven Lacy (09/20/2007)

I'm out like a white kid playing tag in the ghetto.
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by: ?????????? (09/20/2007)

In Narnia with Oompa Loompas.
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by: bored2death (09/10/2007)

Hello, the person you are IMing is not available at the moment. Please leave your screen name, instant message, and wi-fi pin number after the beep...... *BEEP*
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by: watch4bullsharks (09/10/2007)

On Vin Diesel's birthday, one lucky child is thrown into the sun. Today that child is me!! YAY!
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by: zaqsaw (09/10/2007)

Hey Brother From Another Mother, Cousin From Another Father, Sister From Another Species in another dimension!
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by: bunnyzilla15 (09/10/2007)

So I see you care enough about what I'm doing to check my away...
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by: thosewingsofmine (09/02/2007)

Avoidance. It was very simple. Avoid what you do not want to see. Avoid whom you do not want to talk to. Avoid what you do not want to hear. If you avoid your problem, you will not have to face it. Never mind that it will quadruple in size and then simultaneously explode and implode while you're off avoiding it. So I'll avoid you and have fun until that happens.
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by: yoda (09/02/2007)

|W|E|E|D|I|N|G| My anti-drug!
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