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by: Wowzers (11/07/2007)

If you are reading this, I feel extremely sorry for you because of the danger of reading.. It may be your death letter or letting you know of your enormous debt you owe. ZOMG! You better unlearn how to read now! Fast! Learn a new language! Something! Uh-oh..
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by: the93owner (10/29/2007)

Brb, thinking of an away message...
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by: lhbabygurl96 (10/24/2007)

I would tell you im away but come on isnt that a little obvious???
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by: soxmaster (10/24/2007)

Hey~
I'm currently running around my backyard with a blanket over my head pretending to be an undercover agent. Be back as soon as I've grown up a tad. Bye.
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by: randomperson1356 (10/24/2007)

Hiding from the evil leprechaun
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by: A P Heathbar5447 (10/24/2007)

There is a sick child who needs your help. He is dying of a disease called boredom. If you want to make a contribution to help save their life, please leave a message with the amount you are willing to contribute.
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by: alex101 (10/17/2007)

FACT: males think about sex every 7 seconds....put this as your away message if you're off thinking about pancakes.
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by: bored2death (10/08/2007)

STRANGER DANGER! My mommy says never talk to Creepy Mental cases like you :-X
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by: Jakers748 (10/08/2007)

if you're gay and you know it clap your hands!
*%n frantically claps hands*
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by: DTL12390 (10/08/2007)

Why are you reading my away message?
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