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by: bored2death (12/06/2007)

No hablo ingles o.o
...So go away =.=
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1,300 Clicks

by: squirr.el. (12/06/2007)

Be Right Back. I'm not going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.
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1,300 Clicks

by: hopeless21 (12/04/2007)

Christmas is the day we celebrate Jesus' birthday, but....

....Jesus' birthday was Sept 25th. Good job Catholic Church.

Merry Christmas!

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1,300 Clicks

by: bored2death (11/27/2007)

I <3 Squirrels!!!!! ^.^

...ew; what do you want %n? Can't you see I'm busy obsessing over Squirrels; I don't have time for your childish antics.
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1,300 Clicks

by: skelly (11/27/2007)

Drink
Sleep
Sports
Repeat
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1,300 Clicks

by: ScambossAT (11/15/2007)

I really am back right now, I'm just faster than the speed of AIM. I'll let you know when it catches up...
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1,300 Clicks

by: ScambossAT (11/15/2007)

I would answer you if I could find my computer. I guess I'm just not the brightest peach in the crayon shed. Wait...
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1,300 Clicks

by: DKMster (11/15/2007)

Pssst! If anyone asks, I'm not here!
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1,300 Clicks

by: Wowzerz (11/15/2007)

Attention! As of today, I claim the world as my playtoy. Do not object to this decision; I found it very hard to find the right answer. Do not fear! I am a capable leader and I will make sure that there is no school on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Anyway, where did I leave that bag of peanuts i wuz eating...?
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1,300 Clicks

by: fizzle899 (11/12/2007)

random person: Hey!
me: Who the poo are you
random person: Dont you remember last night?
me: THAT WAS YOU?!

so if your wondering where I am, I'm crying in a corner because of that little incident i had...
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1,300 Clicks


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