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by: mary (02/06/2008)

I'm out like Chris Crocker in a baseball game!!!!!
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by: zmander313 (02/04/2008)

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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by: TheInfringement (02/03/2008)

I'm outside your door, but you can't see me, cuz I'm a ninja.
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by: terrica14 (02/01/2008)

Do the little voices in ur head ever tell you to go feed the kangaroos at the zoo? Well, mine do so bbl.
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by: Anonymous (01/29/2008)

Away messages are so overrated.
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by: sjmman94 (12/14/2007)

If anyone has ever asked you if the glass is half full or half empty, continue reading. If you said "who drank half of my !@#%ing glass of water," make this your away message
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by: udontknowme (12/13/2007)

no speakida english.
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by: aznpuppyluvr (12/13/2007)

i h8 short away MSGs
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by: savingprivatryan (12/13/2007)

(-.(-.(-.-).-).-)<-- They don't like you reading my away messages. You've been warned.
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by: Korei Ryuu (12/12/2007)

Last night, my friend came to visit..

We were talking and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch...
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