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Anonymous
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09/24/2009
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Today I had My first kiss. It was beautiful, it was sweet, it was soft. It was in Walmart.
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ChronicSmok3420
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09/22/2009
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Hey, %n, what would you do if I told you that I'm looking in your window right now?
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ChronicSmok3420
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09/22/2009
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Sorry, %n, I'm busy sticking forks into electrical outlets. You should try it.
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Lenvil
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09/22/2009
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Waiting until the last minute to procrastinate..
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LSAjess18
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07/13/2009
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My dog ate my away message
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bored2death
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06/09/2009
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F#cking stalkers! Stop asking where Waldo is!
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skaterdude9825
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06/03/2009
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I'm gonna be away at %t ...and guess what time it is =]
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SMAmmack06
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06/02/2009
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The grass won't be greener on the other side anymore!
Gone to poop! :-D
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blueglaceon
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05/29/2009
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What do you call someone who's always online on AIM?
Well, I wouldn't know.
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Anonymous
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04/22/2009
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Who cares about away messages, they're ridiculous. Just friggin sign off!
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