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by: Anonymous   (03/02/2004)

Procrastination is like masturbation . . . It's fun while you’re doing it, but in the end you just end up screwing yourself :)
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by: Anonymous   (03/04/2004)

How about a nice warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!
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by: Anonymous   (03/05/2004)

It's always funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!!
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by: Anonymous   (03/07/2004)

I'm out like a Chinese kid in a staring contest
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by: Anonymous   (03/09/2004)

I'm off installing a phone jack in my bomb shelter... Laugh now, but wont YOU feel stupid when World War III comes and you can't sign on AIM!
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by: Anonymous   (12/24/2005)

It is very hard to be taken seriously when talking in pink font........
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by: Anonymous   (09/07/2005)

98...99...100, oh sorry I was working out and lost track of time!
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by: Anonymous   (12/24/2005)

Have a Happy Non-Denominational Politically Correct Governement Approved Religiously Indifferent Holiday Season
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by: Anonymous   (07/20/2006)

Hey! What are you doing? Go away! Stop reading this! Why would you want to read this? It's just a messege. I'm not really here! GO AWAY! You know what? I'm just going to stop typing now! So ha!



WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?
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by: Anonymous   (09/06/2006)

You looked better on MySpace

BrB
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