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by: Anonymous (09/24/2009)

Today I had My first kiss. It was beautiful, it was sweet, it was soft. It was in Walmart.

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by: ChronicSmok3420 (09/22/2009)

Hey, %n, what would you do if I told you that I'm looking in your window right now?

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by: ChronicSmok3420 (09/22/2009)

Sorry, %n, I'm busy sticking forks into electrical outlets. You should try it.

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by: Lenvil (09/22/2009)

Waiting until the last minute to procrastinate..

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by: LSAjess18 (07/13/2009)

My dog ate my away message

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by: bored2death (06/09/2009)

F#cking stalkers! Stop asking where Waldo is!

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by: skaterdude9825 (06/03/2009)

I'm gonna be away at %t ...and guess what time it is =]

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by: SMAmmack06 (06/02/2009)

The grass won't be greener on the other side anymore!

Gone to poop! :-D

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by: blueglaceon (05/29/2009)

What do you call someone who's always online on AIM?
Well, I wouldn't know.

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by: Anonymous (04/22/2009)

Who cares about away messages, they're ridiculous. Just friggin sign off!

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